All right. Fine, Jackson, fine. You told me all about declawing and how terrible it. Is And fine, fine, I won’t declaw my cat. My cat is still wrecking my house.
My cat is scratching up my furniture. My cat is scratching me. I don’t want my cat to scratch. Now what do I do? Well, calm down Sleepless in Scratchville. It’s time to get catified.
If you watched episode about declawing, you know exactly where I fall on the matter. I mean, I made myself pretty clear, right? Don’t do it. Don’t do it.
It’s inhumane, it’s cruel, it’s unusual, it’s unnecessary. And it rarely works in solving behavioral problems. It usually makes other ones crop up. And did I tell you it hurts? You said, find. And you said it in loud, loud ways.
I mean, thank you by the way, people. The way you’re coming out, team Cat Mojo in force, right? How do you live with a cat and her claws? Well, I’m going to tell you it. There’s a few things we have to bear in mind. Scratching is a necessity for cats.
It’s not a luxury. Cats need to, first of all, exercise the top part of their body. It’s a nice way to grab something and pull down and get that exercise. Also, it’s a really important part of marking territory.
Now remember, cat mojo 101. Cats need to own places. If they don’t own places, they become very, very insecure and anxious, and they act out in other ways. If it is a necessary, if cats do need to scratch, well then, what are we going to do about that?.
The first thing that we do is trim their nails. You take either a nail trimmer or a human nail clipper, or the ones that they sell in the stores that are more like systems, whatever suits your fancy. You press the cat’s pad. And boink, out comes the nail.
Things No One Tells You About Pregnancy
oh, oh god, is that sweat or am i peeing? (instrumental piano music) Oh my God, I’m turning into a freakin’ werewolf. Oh, babe come quickly, baby’s kicking, come here. Man Really? Don’t come in, don’t, go away, it’s gas.
woman ugh, more discharge, where is it coming from? Is that my mucous plug? How am I supposed to groom this if I can’t even see it? I’m gonna grow it out, we’re gonna go full jungle. So, I was gonna make pancakes.
And then i went to go get, what’s that flippy thing? Oh God, my brain. Do I smell apples? I have one in my bag all the way in the kitchen. Wow, my sense of smell is awesome.
i have to pee. Just a little rest, just for a second. (sighing) Would you like some scrambled eggs, are you hungry?.
yeah, yes, hungry, i’m so hungry. Scrambled eggs? Yeah. Scrambled eggs? (moaning in disgust) Why are you making the bed?.
We’re just gonna mess it up. Oh, I don’t wanna, baby. Oh my God, I’m shvitzing. (drops pen) Oh. Man Oh my God. Hold on.
are you okay? Is everything alright? Want me to call someone? No, it’s fine, it’s just Braxton Hicks. (groaning) This pregnancy’s going to give me a heart attack.
what about me? I’m the pregnant one. You’re so selfish. No, no, no, we gotta get some cocoa butter. Oh, I can’t do it, oh my God. What am I, a fucking hobbit now?.