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Jealous Cat Spraying

gt;gt; oh, burp cloths with little duckies on them. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THROWING ME THE BABY SHOWER. I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. gt;gt; OF COURSE. SO WHEN ARE YOU BECOMING A MOM. gt;gt; MY DUE DATE IS JULY 14. gt;gt; NO, THAT’S WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CHILD. WHEN YOU ARE BECOMING A TRUE.

Mother. you know when are you? gt;gt; WHEN AM I WHAT? gt;gt; SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THE CUT? gt;gt; THE CUT? gt;gt; YES. gt;gt; THE CUT! gt;gt; YOU KNOW, THE HAIRCUT THAT ALL MOMS HAVE. gt;gt; LIKE THE SOFT WATER FALL IN THE FRONT.

But knives in the back. gt;gt; the one that looks like you ARE GOING TO A FORMAL EVENT BUT ON THE WAY YOU ARE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. gt;gt; THE SCARED DINOSAUR FROM JURASIC PARK. gt;gt; DON’T THINK THAT LOOK IS FOR ME? gt;gt; THAT’S WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT. ONE DAY, SOMETHING WILL BREAK INSIDE YOU AND YOU KNOW THE TIME.

Has come to get cut. gt;gt; what was it for you? gt;gt; WELL, I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE A WEDDING. ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT I NEED TO TAKE THE CENTERPIECE. I CANNOT LEAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT THE CENTERPIECE. gt;gt; WAS IT AT THE END OF THE RECEPTION? gt;gt; NO, I LEFT EARLY BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE MUSIC.

I took the centerpiece and i knew it was time for the cut. BUT THE CUT FIND YOU IN DIFFERENT WAYS. NOW FOR ME, IT WAS MUCH MORE ABRUPT. I COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT. CAME TO IN THE PARKING LOT OF A MARSHALL’S/HOME GOODS. NOW IN MY HANDS WAS A RUSTIC SIGN THAT JUST SAID THE WORD HOME.

The next day i got the cut. gt;gt; for me it was when i bought a BIG GLASS URN, HUGE, TAKES UP MY KITCHEN ISLAND. WHAT DID I PUT IN IT? ONE CANDLE. gt;gt; WHEN DO YOU LIGHT IT? gt;gt; NEVER! gt;gt; SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF MAGICAL MOMENT. SUDDENLY I AM GOING TO WANT A.

Haircut that is curtains in the front, iron throne in the back? gt;gt; NO ONE WANTS THE CUT. THE CUT CHOOSES YOU. FOR ME IT HAPPENED WHEN I STEPPED INTO MY BATHROOM I CLOSED MY EYES AND HEARD THE OCEAN. AND IN THAT MOMENT I KNEW MY BATHROOM MUST BE AN OCEAN. I NEED LIGHTHOUSES. I NEED SEASHELLS.

I need soap in the shape of a flipflop. gt;gt; WHY DO YOU NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIPFLOP? gt;gt; HAHAHA. SILLY GIRL, SHE SEEKS CLARITY ONLY THE CUT CAN PROVIDE. BUT, SOON YOU WILL KNOW MANY THINGS. LIKE BATHROOMS ARE OCEANS, BUT THE KITCHEN IS A FARM. gt;gt; UHHUH.

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