JLo my name ain’t on the list, come down here and tell em I’m with you. It’s a new infestation Of Bridge and tunnel people Get off the floor drunky, lay on your side dummy Let me introduce you I’m confused and I don’t really know when I get of the train which exit to use Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn.
Ple ple ple please check the list again I gotta go meet my friend Dolly If you ain’t fabulous you will be ignored When dancing be aware of people with sores I think we need a clean up in aisle four Point and laugh at the poor They can’t get in the door Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up Leave your dignity and shame at the door Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four So many tools here its like a hardware store The roofies, the guidos, dancin’ like they’re spastic.
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment, Dali. Piss your cash away on twentydollar cosmos at the club Pick up your phone JLo. It’s Pitbull. Llamame. Trust me when I say you’ll never bang the shot girl at the club Not if I don’t get inside I won’t. Dalai. I’ve got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor Yo, Tru dat, i can hear that badonkadonk from outside la la la la I don’t feel like writting lyrics anymore Fala la la la la la.
Jennifer Lopez On The Floor ft. Pitbull PARODY! Key of Awesome 37!!
This shit is whack son, I’m getting pissed I’m about to give this mothertrucker my fist I ain’t askin’ for permission son I insist Ahhhh dude you’re breakin’ my wrist O wow o wow ow that hurts Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt I ain’t never been a fighter, but I am a lover Fine you win I’ll pay the cover I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap This is the last call for alcohol, yall. say what The night is over. It’s time for me to go and take a nap.